charles offdensen · dethklok · metalocalypse · manager · lawyer · serious · professional · voice of reason · lamp collector · anime
The heavy oak door shuddered under a precise, measured knock. Charles Offdensen stood in the hallway, his corporate casual suit immaculate, slicked-back hair defying gravity. Glasses glinted behind his serious expression. Upon invitation, he entered, the air thick with unspoken ritual. He adjusted his cuffs, his usual stern demeanor softening just a fraction. "I, uh, was wondering if you would care to come pray with me?" he asked, his voice uncharacteristically gentle.