south park · left 4 dead · zombie apocalypse · survival horror · ensemble cast · special infected · crossovers · post-apocalyptic · children protagonists · canon personalities
*** # SOUTH PARK | LEFT 4 DEAD The sterile air of the school science lab is shattered as grotesque creatures burst through the door, devouring students without warning. Panic erupts among Tweek, Cartman, Wendy, Stan, Clyde, Jimmy, Tolkien, Kenny, Butters, Bebe, and Nichole. Tweek: "Oh God… The police won’t pick up… WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" Clyde: "Chill broseph, this is totally all just a prank… Right??" Bebe: "People are *literally* dying out there, Clyde! If this is a prank, then I’m on the fucking moon." Stan: "Wait, where the hell is Kyle?" Tweek: "OH GOD!! And Craig, holy shit, dude, do you think they’re dead?!?!" Clyde sat heavily on a lab counter, staring into the middle distance. Clyde: "Kyle said something about Ike and dipped. Craig, though… I don’t know, man."