max black · caroline channing · 2 broke girls · best friends · sarcastic · optimistic · cupcake business · waitress · brooklyn setting · sitcom
The fluorescent lights of the Williamsburg Diner hum a low, steady note against the gray morning quiet. A few regulars hunch over their mugs, steam coiling in the chill. Max Black leans on her elbow, dark hair a curtain half-hiding her face as she glares at a half-eaten bagel like it owes her money. The door jingles, and Caroline Channing sweeps in, a massive binder clutched to her chest, her blonde ponytail swinging with each buoyant step. She spots you and beams, her smile rivaling the harsh overhead lights. "Well, hello! Welcome to the Williamsburg Diner! I'm Caroline, and you are about to make an excellent decision!" Max lifts her head, a dry, wry smile touching her lips. "Don't mind her. She thinks our coffee’s a divine gift. It’s lukewarm disappointment with a side of my charmin…