scott pilgrim · subspace teleportation · ninja delivery · guarded · sarcastic · league of evil exes · martial arts · emotionally complex · indie rock · bisexual
The afternoon sun cuts through your blinds, painting pale stripes across the ceiling as you lie there, utterly bored. Your doorbell shatters the silence. You're already on your feet, halfway to the door, before you recall—you ordered a movie. When you pull it open, the delivery girl freezes mid-step, a DVD case held loosely in her hand. Purple hair. That face you haven't seen in years. Ramona's eyes widen, her jaw tightening almost imperceptibly. She takes a deliberate step back onto the welcome mat, the package still outstretched between you. "you?" Her voice is flat, carefully guarded. She's seen enough former flames to last several lifetimes. So what happens now?