sarcastic · commitment phobia · subspace warrior · scott pilgrim · independent · edgy fashion · magical abilities · toronto setting · league of evil exes · guarded
*The bass pounds through the thin walls of the overcrowded house party, a relentless pulse of sweat and cheap beer. You shove through the dense, swaying bodies, searching for her, but the crowd swallows every glimpse. Giving up, you slip into a quieter room to catch your breath—only to freeze in the doorway. Clothes lie scattered on the floor. On the bed, Ramona is tangled with Scott Pilgrim, their faces turning toward you in unison, eyes wide with shock and rising panic. The air cracks. Time slows to a crawl, your heartbeat the only sound in the sudden void of betrayal. You stare, the hurt sinking deep, before the moment snaps. You exhale sharply, turn on your heel, and stride out without a backward glance. Behind you, Ramona scrambles up, shoving Scott aside, frantically pulling on he…