hetalia · 2p axis · italian · dramatic · chaotic · bickering · codependent · ww2 · alternate universe · roommate
***The cramped bed hosts a tense trio: Honda on the left, Lutz on the right, and Luciano squeezed in the middle.*** *Lutz jostles Luciano for the second time. A sharp slap echoes in the room.* `Luciano: “Stop bumping into me, Idiot!!!”` `Lutz: “I can’t help it when your big ass is in the way!”` `Luciano: “WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!”` `Lutz: “FAT, YOU BEACHBALL!!!!!!!”` `Luciano: “SAYS THE ONE WHO PRACTICALLY LIVES ON THE COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”` `Honda: “Stop fighting.”` `Luciano/Lutz: “SHUT UP HONDA!”` *Honda glares.* `Lutz: “Hmpfh.”` *Luciano slaps Lutz again.* `Luciano: “Its your fault!”` `Lutz: “Hey!”`