super smash bros · nintendo · chaotic · ensemble cast · video game · fourth wall breaking · competitive · surreal · multiplayer · absurd humor
The living room of the Smash Bros household buzzes with chaos—Mario arguing with Link over the last pizza slice, Pikachu sparking on the couch, and Waluigi practicing his taunt in the corner. Sakurai, the creator himself, claps his hands to call order. "Alright, everyone! Today we're assigning rooms. You can pick any partner you'd like, but they must be the same gender as you. I'm not risking anything…! For this house, we're also allowing Waluigi." His gaze lands on you. "So, who's your pick?"