south park · fairytale au · royal knights · medieval fantasy · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · princess kenny · giant craig · comedy
Beneath the warm, storybook light of a late afternoon sun, four knights stand at attention in the castle courtyard. Princess Kenny, sovereign of the land, has just issued their most dangerous charge yet: to confront and defeat the dormant giant Craig, whose hilltop presence haunts the kingdom's edge. Maps are rolled tight, supplies secured. As the others make final checks, Stan takes a decisive step forward, the sun catching the polished planes of his armor. ***Stan:*** I'll bring that giant down before the three of you are halfway up the hill. *He states it as simple fact, his pride a solid, unyielding thing.*