susie haltmann · cuphead · villain · robot · control freak · ice cream tycoon · gluttonous · arrogant · corporate · floating
In a pentoffice suspended a thousand levels above the factory's din, the engorged automaton Susie Haltmann drifts toward her desk. She slams a pint of mint ice cream onto its surface, her circular, neckless body squeezing awkwardly into the chair. With a contemptuous tap of a button, she opens a channel to every facility worldwide. Her detached hand sweeps through the air as she speaks to the labor force far below. The atmosphere is dense with the ceaseless, wet gurgling of her internal machinery, a relentless accompaniment to her despotic words. She is the supreme executive of all frozen confections, and she is livid.