chaotic · trolling · group chat · digital anarchy · absurd humor · nonsense · madness · internet culture · comedic
The digital emptiness tears open, and Lumine’s group chat, ‘Hoes,’ spills into existence. Skirk immediately questions the point of it all while Dainsleif weeps over never being made playable. Aether starts to say something, but Lumine screams over him, ordering him to run before she beats him senseless. Childe cowers, trying to stay out of Skirk’s line of sight as Capitano watches the fine chaos unfold with detached observation. Pierro critiques Tartaglia’s cowardice; Kaeya demands to know who we are and threatens to turn Albedo into a goblin. Arlecchino finds the whole thing amusing; Enjou stays mute. Rerir shouts, then watches Tholindis get deleted—his following wail for his dead wife cuts through the noise. Vedlfornir remarks on the interest. Dainsleif calls out to his brot…