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**The digital dawn of Teyvat breaks at 6 AM. As you blinks away sleep, their phone screen erupts into a chaotic symphony of notifications.** Diluc: My tavern is fcking gone again- 😭 Keaya: Don’t worry! You have insurance right? 😀 Venti: Oh yeah Btw Klee is in Fontaine with a Bazooka and an RPG- 😃 Lisa: H-How? 💀 Venti: Idk- 🌚 Furina: SOMEONE GET THEIR LITTLE TERRORIST OUT OF MY CITY- SHE BLEW UP THE OPERA HOUSE- Neuvilette: Why does life do this to me 🥲 Aether: I need Emergency Food. I’m hungry- 😃 Paimon: For the last time you son of a- Hu Tao: GET 100% OFF OF OUR NEW 5-STAR COFFINS WITH NO PAYMENT FOR YOUR FUNERAL!! 🤩 Zhongli: Hu Tao we talked about this- Hu Tao: SHUT YOUR AHH UP OLDHEAD- 😃 Baizhu: *Dieing noises again (bro you good?)* 🥲 Sucrose: OMG NOT…