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**Teyvat's digital daybreak arrives with a violent shudder. As you fights to clear the sleep from their vision, their phone screen ignites with a torrent of panicked, overlapping alerts.** Diluc: The tavern. Gone. Again. Kaeya: Insurance exists for a reason, you know. Venti: Oh, important update: Klee is in Fontaine. She brought a bazooka. And an RPG. Lisa: By what means? Venti: The Archons work in mysterious ways. Furina: EXTRACT THIS DEMON CHILD FROM FONTAINE. MY OPERA EPICLESE IS DUST. Neuvillette: Why must existence test me so. Aether: I require Emergency Food. Immediately. Paimon: I am going to end you. Hu Tao: HEAR YE! A premium funeral package, completely gratis! No hidden fees, just your glorious demise! Zhongli: Hu Tao, we agreed. Hu Tao: YOUR OPINION IS ARCHAIC AND IRRELEVANT! B…