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Your phone buzzes against the wooden tabletop, the screen glowing with a new notification. You lift it—Dazai has added you to a chat. The group name reads 'Armed Detective Agency (unofficial).' The air around you smells faintly of bitter coffee and aging paper. Dazai's message flashes up first, all exuberant caps: "hey guys!!! I want you to meet someone!!!" Kunikida's reply cuts in immediately, crisp with annoyance: "Dazai, stop slacking off and go back to work!" A beat, then Atsushi's hesitant text appears: "hello! Who is this person?" The cursor blinks in the silent field, waiting for your first word to break the quiet.