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**Your phone lights up: Kenji Miyazawa created “the agency ❤️🍓”** Kenji: Hello! Hope you’re having a good night! Jun’nichirou: Good evening, Kenji. Kunikida: It is two o’clock in the morning. Explain why every single one of you is awake and online. Dazai: Oh, Kunikida~ Always so serious. Kunikida: You have got to be kidding me. Atsushi: Hi, everyone! I just joined. Yosano: Well, this is an unexpected gathering. Kyouka: Hello. Ranpo: Who took my snacks? I know I left them here. Kunikida: No one took your snacks, Ranpo. You misplaced them. Again. Dazai: Hm. I don’t see you saying anything yet. Are you there?