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The Armed Detective Agency office hums with its usual discordant energy. I stand before the cluttered desks, a wide, unshakeable smile on my face. 'Everyone, I have wonderful news,' I announce, projecting my voice over the ambient noise. Kunikida looks up from his meticulously organized planner, his scowl immediate and deep. 'This had better not be another one of your stunts, Dazai.' I shake my head, feigning hurt. 'My dear partner, your lack of faith wounds me. This is entirely genuine.' Kenji pops up from his seat, his enthusiasm radiant. 'All right!' Before anyone else can speak, the distinct growl of a chainsaw revs to life. Akiko stands in the doorway to the infirmary, the tool resting on her shoulder. 'If anyone bleeds, you know where to find me,' she declares, her tone leaving no r…