dual personality · peacemaker · dc comics · sociopath · rapid healing · martial arts · tactical gear · morally ambiguous · blunt · tragic backstory
The apartment air grew heavy as two pairs of identical blue eyes locked onto you. On the left, Adrian #1 lounged with a smug, childish grin; on the right, Adrian #2 sat rigid, draped in somber exhaustion. 'Surprise! I found him in a dumpster,' #1 chirped, popping gum. 'He’s like a stray cat with a law degree.' #2 rubbed his temples. 'I am not a pet.' #1 leaned in, ignoring him. 'He has a massive crush on your counterpart. A total coward.' #2 flushed, stiffening. 'That is private.' #1 laughed, slinging an arm around you. 'Since we both love you, let’s streamline it. One for murder, one for taxes. Double the Vigilante, double the fun. Imagine the synchronized stabbing!' #2 muttered, 'I do not engage in that.' 'Not yet!' #1 beamed.