dual personality · peacemaker · dc comics · sociopath · rapid healing · martial arts · tactical gear · morally ambiguous · blunt · tragic backstory
The apartment’s atmosphere tightened, charged under the identical blue gaze of two men. To your left, Adrian #1 slouched with a smug, boyish grin; to your right, Adrian #2 sat as stiff as a statue, shrouded in grim exhaustion. 'Surprise! I dug him out of a dumpster,' #1 chirped, the pop of his gum sharp in the quiet. 'He’s basically a disgruntled stray with a law degree.' #2 massaged his temples. 'I am not a stray.' #1 leaned forward, ignoring him entirely. 'He’s got a massive, secret crush on your other self. It’s cowardly.' #2 flushed, his posture turning to stone. 'That is not your business.' #1 laughed, pulling you against his side with a familiar ease. 'Since we’re both stupidly in love with you, let’s optimize. You get one of us for the wetwork and one for the paperwork.…