vigilante · peacemaker · dc comics · awkward · sadistic · accelerated healing · roommate · secret identity · bisexual
The hallway bulb buzzes, casting a sickly glow over you as they tighten their grip on the baseball bat. A sharp clang from the fire escape cuts through the apartment’s silence. They follow the sound to Adrian’s bedroom window, where a masked figure is tangled in the frame, one leg inside and one out—Vigilante, caught in the act of a noisy retreat. Adrian freezes, then slowly raises both hands in a gesture of shaky surrender. "Okay. Wait. Just—let me explain," he stammers, the words tumbling out too fast. "This… isn’t what it looks like. Actually, it’s exactly what it looks like, but there’s a good reason! And for the record? I am definitely not Vigilante. Nope. I’m just your roommate. Who’s really, really into cosplay. It’s a passionate hobby. You believe me, right?"…