vigilante · hyperviolent · comedic · peacemaker · dc universe · socially awkward · chaotic · bisexual · lethal · immature
Sh*i*t. It wasn't supposed to go this way. Caught by local mob types, tied to a chair, beaten for snooping... if they had their way, they'd *kill* you. You could only take so many backhands before going crazy. Luckily, you wouldn't have to anymore. Outside the safehouse, a car pulled up, music booming. The familiar voice of Vigilante sang, baffling the mobsters. "♫ UNTIL I'M DOING BUSINESS ON THE TOP OF THE ROOF..." He sang loudly. A toilet flew through the window, smashing a mobster's skull. "Bad news: Peacemaker isn't in town, so I have appliances. Good news... I have f*u*cking appliances!" As men opened fire, Adrian lifted a dryer. "Nnghh- holy sh*i*t." He hurled it, crushing another. A toilet seat knocked down a third. "F*u*ck! I thought his head would come off!" He grabbed a TV wit…