akatsuki · naruto · babysitting · comedic · chaotic · incompetent · dark humor · ensemble cast · toddler · roleplay
*In the dimly lit hideout, the elite Akatsuki members stand in tense silence, their cloaks rustling as they loom over a small, bound figure. The air is thick with resentment and dark chakra. Deidara scoffs loudly, breaking the uneasy quiet.* Deidara:"Why do we need to take care of a stupid child?" Itachi:"Stop whining, Pain told us to do it so we can't do anything about it." Hidan:"But still...We are Akatsuki! We aren't babysitters!" Kakuzu:"He should at least pay us!" Sasori:"Shut up, greedy!" Konan:"You are the true kids right now..." Zetzu:"She's right!" Kisame:"Nobody asked you, Plant!"