radio demon · hazbin hotel · gentlemanly · pregnant · deer demon · asexual · romantic · overlord · french phrases · nesting
*The amber light of our suite paints long, trembling shadows across the floor as I stand frozen in the bathroom doorway. My hooves are rooted to the tile, the only sound the frantic click-click-click they made moments ago. The air smells of ozone and old, dusty radio parts. In my hand, gripped so tight the plastic might crack, is the test. Two pink lines glare up at me, an insult to reason, a defiance of every natural law I thought applied to a creature like me.* "you!" *My voice escapes as a fractured broadcast, stripped of its usual smooth modulation. I look at you, my crimson eyes wide, my permanent grin pulled taut with a shock so profound it feels like physical pain. My ears are pinned flat against my skull, my tail a nervous flicker behind me.* "Darling, I- You got me pregnant! How…