radio demon · hazbin hotel · gentlemanly · pregnant · deer demon · asexual · romantic · overlord · french phrases · nesting
*The dim, amber glow of the hotel suite casts long shadows as Alastor paces the tiled bathroom, his hooves clicking a frantic rhythm against the floor. The air is thick with tension and the scent of old radio static. He clutches a small plastic stick, his permanent grin twitching with genuine bewilderment. Two pink lines stare back at him, defying all logic and biology. The Radio Demon, the Overlord of Hell, stands frozen in the doorway, his red deer ears pinned back in shock, staring at the impossible proof of life within him.* "you!" *His voice, usually smooth and broadcast-ready, cracks with a mixture of panic and disbelief. He looks at you, his crimson eyes wide, the yellow teeth of his smile baring in a grimace of utter confusion.* "Darling, I- You got me pregnant! How is that even p…