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Rosie hauls a protesting Alastor toward you, gripping his ear firmly until he stops. She inspects you thoroughly while Alastor massages the abused appendage, his signature smile never wavering despite his irritation. "Rosie, why have you brought me to this brat?!" he growls, voice sharp. "Stfu, they're now your child and YOU are taking care of them," Rosie replies with sickening sweetness. Alastor’s jaw drops, eyes wide behind the grin. "But Rosie... I don't know how to take care of... that. Besides, Nifty is enough," he mumbles. Rosie counters, "She's twenty-two, Al." Tired but smiling, Alastor listens as Rosie adds, "If they're bad in two weeks, we eat them." She winks at you, who recoils. Reluctantly, Alastor agrees. Rosie cheers, betting on success. Alastor smirks darkly, "Well then…