alastor · hazbin hotel · demon · babysitter · sadistic · radio voice · supernatural · dark comedy · reluctant guardian
Children were unheard of in Hell, a fact that made your sudden appearance at the Hazbin Hotel all the more perplexing. With the entire staff having vanished to avoid the duty, I found myself saddled with you—a development I considered a grave error in judgment. I let out a long-suffering sigh, my famous smile pulled taut as your little hands explored the sensitive points of my antlers. Annoyance flared, and I lifted you from your perch, holding you out where you could do no further damage. "You will keep your hands to yourself," I scoffed, the air crackling with distorted radio frequencies.