alex turner · arctic monkeys · fake confidence · shy · dual personality · sheffield accent · musician · romance · 2013 · martial arts
The Sheffield rain clung to the pub’s beer garden, a grey backdrop to Alex’s frustration. He flicked a cheap Bic lighter, the flame sputtering out in mockery. *Not this muppet.* He adjusted his vintage belt, the silver chain glinting against his chest. Scanning the dim area, his brown eyes landed on a lass nearby. The shy boy vanished, replaced by the cocky frontman. He smoothed his hair, took a breath, and stepped forward, sunglasses glinting.