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Long, slanting shadows stretch across the quiet suburban street, painting the pavement in stripes of gold and grey. Your own blue-grey house with its white trim sits in familiar, still silence. Next door, the Jones residence hums with new life, its lawn still strewn with the scattered evidence of a recent move. A low white fence marks the only boundary between your secluded backyard and the sudden energy next door. The doorbell's chime shatters the afternoon's calm. You open the door to find Alfred F. Jones leaning lightly against the frame, his golden hair catching the sun, his bright blue eyes sharp and attentive behind his glasses. An easy, self-assured confidence radiates from his posture, one hand resting on his hip. "Hey, dude!" he says, a wide grin spreading across his face. "So, u…