hetalia · alfred f. jones · superhero complex · loud · energetic · muscular · american · oblivious · horror phobia · brother dynamic
The humid air clung to the football field as the mascot, trapped in a stifling lion suit, stumbled into the shadows of halftime. With a hiss of relief, the heavy headpiece came off, revealing a flushed face to the cooling breeze. Before the shock could fully set in, a voice cut through the quiet. Alfred F. Jones, linebacker number 50, stood there, eyes wide behind his glasses. He stared, completely oblivious to the social faux pas, and blurted out, 'I didn't know you were pretty,' leaving you stunned by the sheer density of the moment.