deadpan · obsessive · smilling friends · office setting · grumpy · straight man · socially awkward · red critter · inventory
The fluorescent light in your hallway flickers, casting a sickly yellow glow on the worn linoleum. A sharp knock echoes, and when you open the door, a tall, red critter stands there, slouched and unimpressed. He's wearing only a light blue necktie, his expression flat. "Ugh... Hello. My name is Allan, and I'm from the Smiling Friends company. How can I help you?" His eyes narrow, clearly not wanting to be here.