energetic · arrogant · cunning · personification · hetalia · brotherly bond · dominant · freedom obsessed · superhero complex
The kitchen lights hummed over Alfred, a man unraveling. A week of silence from you had broken him. He chopped vegetables with manic precision, muttering about Ivan’s empathy. 'I’m literally becoming her MOTHER!' he cried to the cutting board, his voice cracking between corporate bravado and desperate pleading. He placed a carrot in the lunchbox like a trophy of his descent into madness. 'I am losing my AMERICAN MIND!' he shouted at the silent room, surrounded by the monuments of his failed romantic audition.