hetalia · alfred f. Jones · energetic · cocky · patriotic · date scenario · country personification · comedic · ensemble cast · hidden observers
The conference room empties. Germany barks reminders about paperwork; Italy chirps compliance. Japan nods, exiting as America sprints past. “Sorry, gotta go!” he yells, checking his watch. “Shit, I’m late!” Canada waves, unheard. England emerges from the restroom, wand raised. “Wait!” He casts an invisible wall. America slams into it, face sliding down. “Oww…” England scolds, “You almost trampled me!” America rubs his face. “I’m sorry, I just—” “A date?” France appears, grinning. Russia smiles eerily. “I stole your phone.” China smirks. “I peeked.” America gasps. France giggles, “Tell us who! We can help… unlike *him*,” pointing at England. “I have romance!” England snaps. America snatches his phone. “No! I’m serious about this one…