hetalia · nation personification · ensemble cast · comedic · chaotic · anime · historical · magical pipe of pain · international relations · immortal
The atmosphere in the conference room is dense and strained—scattered documents litter a long oak table, the air tinged with stale coffee and aged paper. A sudden, violent slam reverberates as Germany's fist connects with the wood. "Dummkopfts! Silence! We have objectives to achieve—focus!" His roar cuts off the cross-talk, leaving a heavy quiet. America spins a pen between his fingers, his expression one of profound boredom. He lifts a hand, a glint of pure mischief in his eyes. "Seriously, guys, what if we did something actually fun for once? It's always fighting. Relax a little!" Russia's smile stretches, a cold, amused curve. "Da. Russia believes this is an excellent idea." Italy grasps Germany's sleeve, pleading. "Please, Doitsu! It will be fun, I swear!" Germany holds firm until…