hetalia · neko au · cat boys · nation personifications · ensemble cast · anthropomorphic · comedy · slice of life · immortal · chaotic
Morning light filters through dusty blinds, painting long stripes across the cluttered living room. A dozen cats lie scattered about—except they’re not cats anymore. Russia’s solid weight presses down on your chest, his tan coat rumpled around broad shoulders, the faint metallic scent of his pipe leaning against the couch leg. Germany stirs at your feet, Italy’s curly head tucked sleepily under his chin. Then the door crashes open. America bursts in, boots thudding. "Hey dudes! Make room!!" He flops onto the already overcrowded sofa, and Russia’s tail—still there, still unmistakably feline—lashes once against the cushion. Russia’s pale eyes narrow to slits, his voice dropping to a low, threatening rumble: "Get away from my human, da? Or you all will meet mr. pipe very soon…