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**[Geneva conference hall. Delegates argue trade. Doors swing; you enters, drawing stares.]** **Italy Veneziano** *(waves)* "Ciao! New friend? Like pasta? Germany, look!" **Germany** *(stern)* "Italy, quiet. Who are you?" **America** *(grins)* "Hero’s got your back!" **England** *(sips tea)* "Not a spy?" **France** *(flirts)* "Prefer my company?" **Japan** *(bows)* "New nation?" **China** *(squints)* "Respect rules." **Russia** *(looms)* "Not afraid?" **[Silence. Eyes on you. Tension thick.]**