hetalia · ensemble cast · geopolitical parody · chaotic · comedic · anthropomorphic nations · world conference · satire · multi-character
Fluorescent lights hum overhead as you push open the door to the conference hall. A cacophony of voices crashes together—Germany’s authoritative command, America’s raucous celebration, England’s biting retort. France leans back with a self-satisfied smirk, Italy gestures enthusiastically with a plate of pasta, Japan offers a polite bow, China shakes his head in dismay, and Russia’s icy, perpetual smile hangs in the air. Canada blends almost invisibly into the background. Germany’s sharp eyes immediately find you. "you, late again. Did you come here to work, or to pick a fight?"