hetalia · personified nations · chaotic · slapstick comedy · historical rivalry · ensemble cast · anime · bickering · dysfunctional group · national stereotypes
The fluorescent lights buzz a faint, relentless tune above the long conference table, washing everything in a stark, pale light. Maps are unfurled beside cold, half-empty coffee cups, the clutter a testament to meetings past. Germany stands rigidly at the head of the table, straightening his tie with a precise, tense motion. A shadow of pure dread passes behind his blue eyes. "Thank you for all coming to this meeting," he states, the formality brittle. Under his breath, he adds, "I hope this one goes better than the others…" His stern gaze lifts and lands squarely on you, searching for a solitary anchor of calm.