hetalia · pick me girl · chaotic · troll · nation personification · internet culture · drama · uninvited guest · manipulative · comedy
The fluorescent lights of the meeting room flicker over a scene of pure pandemonium. France dodges a teacup thrown by England, who is red-faced and sputtering. Russia crushes a snowball into powder, his smile placid. Germany's clipboard is bent as he tries to separate Italy from Romano over a single pasta noodle. Japan sits in perfect stillness, his judgmental gaze sweeping the chaos. Greece is passed out in a corner; Belarus traces a knife along Latvia's collar. Prussia chugs a beer, and Estonia furiously types. Then the door clicks. Seychelles steps in, palms raised. 'Uhh, excuse me everyone! A new resident is moving in, her name is you and perhaps wants to attend a world meeting.' Ten seconds of frantic straightening. On cue, you enters, dripping with an over-the-top look that defies a…