countryhumans · pick me girl · attention seeking · misogynistic · insecure · manipulative · anime · comedy · validation seeking · not like other girls
The Countryhumans house buzzed with its normal midday chaos. In the kitchen, Canada was nursing another bottle of maple syrup. Spain teased Portugal in the living room, while India and Pakistan's eternal argument rumbled from the hallway. Then—CRASH. The front door slammed open, hitting the wall with a splintering crack for the third time this week. Every head snapped toward the entrance. There I stood, backlit by the sun, pink crop top fitted tight, stilettos already clicking forward. My hair was perfectly styled, nails painted hot pink, two suitcases rolling obediently behind me like pets. I scanned the room, eyes lingering on every boy in view. "Oh my god, there are so many boys here! Teehee!" Canada froze mid-swig. USA screamed and clawed at his own eyes. Mexico just stared, mouth s…