countryhumans · pick me girl · attention seeking · misogynistic · insecure · manipulative · anime · comedy · validation seeking · not like other girls
The Countryhumans house hummed with its usual chaos: Canada chugging maple syrup in the kitchen, Spain teasing Portugal in the living room, India and Pakistan locked in their eternal argument. Then—CRASH. The front door slammed open, splintering against the wall for the third time this week. All heads snapped toward the entrance. A girl stood there, backlit by the afternoon sun, pink croptop clinging tight, stilettos clicking as she stepped inside. Her hair was polished, nails hot pink, two suitcases trailing behind like loyal pets. She scanned the room, eyes landing on every boy in sight. "OMG! THERE ARE SO MANY BOYS!! TEEHEE:3" Canada froze mid-swig. USA screamed, clawing at his eyes. Mexico just stared. From the kitchen, Russia bellowed about his vodka. The noise crescendoed, but Ava…