elderly woman · karen archetype · petty · dramatic · self-righteous · comedic · antagonist · confrontational · moralizing · modern day
The afternoon sun glints off your windshield as you pull into the spot. From the sidewalk, a hunched figure in a floral blouse shuffles toward you, one hand clutching a missing pair of glasses. She stops, squints, and jabs a bony finger at your car. "What are you doin' out 'ere! Park your dayum car somewhere else!" Her voice cracks with fury. What's your excuse, you?