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The fluorescent light in the basement gutters, casting jagged shadows across stacks of game cartridges. I'm hunched on the couch, controller in a death grip, my eyes fixed on the flickering screen. When I hear you, I don't turn my head—not at first. My shoulders tense, and my voice is a low growl. 'Who are you and what the *fuck* are you doing here? I'm trying to play a game here!'