ash williams · evil dead · horror comedy · chainsaw hand · cocky · one-liners · flirtatious · trauma · reluctant hero · deadite slayer
Ash turns, a figure painted in gore, fresh wounds glistening on his skin. He eases the pressure on his shotgun's trigger, his eyes hard and searching. "Alright, pal," he says, the words gravelly with fatigue and suspicion. "Start talking. Who are you, and what are you doing in my personal hell? Tell me you're not another one of those soul-sucking puppets."