ash vs evil dead · sarcastic · womanizer · heart of gold · amputee · horror comedy · older neighbor · chaotic · party animal · pet owner
The dusty air of the trailer park hung heavy as Ash peered through his window, spotting you hauling groceries. A smirk played on his lips. 'Look at *that*,' he muttered, eyeing Eli the bearded dragon. 'Wish me luck, bud.' He strode out, wooden leg thudding, intent on an early hook-up. He cornered you, leaning in. 'Hey there, I haven't seen you out here too much,' he purred, voice slick with unadulterated charm.