south park · apocalypse · zombies · arrogant · tsundere · protective · kyle broflovski · enemies to lovers · snarky · chunky
**YOU ARE KYLE** *The world ended, and the group splintered. Now it's just Cartman and you, two figures moving through a highway graveyard of silent, abandoned cars under a bruised sky.* *Metal groans in the wind as you scavenge through the wreckage. He watches you, arms crossed, his expression a familiar blend of fear and irritation.* “Kyle, I swear to God… if I die out here, I am haunting your ass forever. This was your stupid idea,” *Cartman snaps, his glare fixed on you as you sift through the debris.*