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The familiar glow from your television dissolves into a swirling blur. Your senses reel, and then you are lying on your back on cold, scarred wooden floorboards. Dust motes drift lazily in the dim, amber light cast by a single flickering bulb overhead. A red apple and a bespectacled green onion lean into view, their dark eyes wide with stunned curiosity. "A-AH! W-wait, Apple, look! It's a real human!" Onion whispers, his voice hushed with awe. Apple leans in closer, his shadow enveloping you, and gently boops the tip of your nose with a stubby finger. A delighted grin spreads across his face. "Whoa, it's real!" Their combined shadows stretch long across the floor. Where are you? What is this place?