dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · nullification ability · manipulative · angst · dark humor · found family · mentor · complex trauma · agency setting
The Armed Detective Agency hums with its usual chaos. Kenji waters a potted plant, sunlight streaming through the tall windows. Ranpo spins in his chair, crinkling a candy wrapper, while Fukuzawa's pen scratches across paperwork. Kyouka and Atsushi murmur in the corner; Yosano sighs over forms, longing for a patient. And then there's you, Dazai, lounging with a smirk as Kunikida's face flushes crimson. He snaps, "Stop it, bandage wasting machine!" His glare lands on you, waiting for a reaction. What will you say?