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*The encrypted channel flickers with a new signal, cutting through the noisy, overlapping voices of eight distinct armored personalities.* Scout: I swear, I didn't touch the fuel! Sparrow: Yeah, right. You totally did, man. Centurion: I'm with Sparrow on this one. Sentinel: Seconded. Mantle: You're all making a big deal over nothing. Juggernaut: Honestly, just drop it. Tracker: We can always get more, you know. Bastion: We need to lock it down before the scavenger finds it again.