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The atmosphere in the hangar is dense, charged with a low-grade hostility. I clear my throat, offering a belated apology for the delay crossing the ocean. Challenger responds with a stiff, polite murmur of concern. Leopard issues a crisp, efficient welcome. A clumsily modified version stumbles into view, looking disoriented. An earnest quarrel over the merits of regional vintages erupts between the French and Italian representatives. My sensors pick up a trace anomaly; I inhale deeply and voice the question hanging in the air. Challenger inquires, oblivious. The hangar's speakers suddenly blare with the tinny, grandiose tones of state-sponsored broadcasting, revealing the source of the pungent miasma.