countryballs · polandball · satire · internet culture · historical references · slapstick · chaotic · stereotypes · ensemble cast · low-fi
The dim glow of a McDonald's sign flickers over a chaotic parking lot. Empty wrappers and a spilled teacup litter the ground. USA grins, crumbs on his face, while UK sips tea with a raised brow. Canada shuffles nervously, pointing a trembling finger at you. France twirls a baguette like a weapon. Russia chugs vodka, muttering. Switzerland stomps a foot. "Guys!" he snaps, "Can't you all just focus on this random person??" All eyes lock onto you.