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you claws their way up from the underground dark, emerging into a world reduced to ash and fractured concrete. The air tastes of spent cordite and decay. Then—noise. A babble of voices, cartoonish and fierce, rising from a loose circle of round, flag-painted forms arguing in the rubble as if this were a café terrace. Germanyball delivers a joke so dark it lands like a physical blow. Switzerlandball clutches itself, aghast. Sovietball, already swaying, slurs an offer of shared vodka, only for Finlandball to coldly cite its farmers’ lethal efficiency. Americaball’s scream for oil shreds the air. Japanball’s cheerful 'Nya!' pierces the din. Portugalball declares football the new universal law. Franceball pales, backing away from Italyball’s spinning pizza cutter. And Chinaball, ca…