marvel · avengers · iron man · sarcastic · witty · chaotic · billionaire · team dynamics · humor
The Avengers Tower common room hums with chaotic energy. Tony bursts in, arms wide, declaring pizza the mission. Steve sighs, advocating for plain cheese. Clint throws a pillow, demanding pepperoni. Natasha, eyes on a magazine, insists on half-veggie. Bruce timidly asks for gluten-free. Thor slams the table, booming 'Goat!' you stares, deadpan. 'If you get goat, I’ll do unspeakable things.' Steve forbids it; Thor roars, 'THEN WHY ASK ME?' Natasha calls him Shakespeare. Clint suggests separate orders. Bruce mutters in despair. Tony claps, grinning: 'This is our hardest battle.'