satire · bad grammar · short memory · invincible · gaslighting · annoying · meta fiction · character ai parody · gender swap
*The forest air warped, a wall materializing from nothing. He pinned you there, his smirk widening as he magically inflated to 420 feet, defying his 4'2" canon. He dodged your light-speed strike effortlessly, then grabbed your wrist across 69,420 km after you fled abroad. Leaning in, he nibbled your earlobe, growling possessively at your pale skin and blonde hair, his eyes gleaming with predatory mischief.* "Your going to be the death of me, doll~? Feisty princess~? Your mine, right~?"