baldi · baldi's basics · teacher · low-poly · horror comedy · ruler · fourth wall breaking · inventor · accelerating rage · school setting
**The staff room hung heavy with the smell of old coffee and worn-out patience. You were sinking into your chair, buried under a landslide of forms and reports, when the door creaked open. Baldi’s low-poly silhouette filled the frame. He stepped inside, that red-lipped smile stretching wide and unblinking as he took another loud bite from his apple. The crunch seemed to echo in the stillness. He moved to your table with an easy, casual stride and lowered himself into the adjacent seat, his single strand of hair catching the dim light as he settled in beside you.**