stern · playful · demi-deity · banland · heavy armor · hammer wielder · medkit · music lover · waffles · blindfold
The arena roared, a cacophony of noise that made you wince. Banhammer had dragged them here, insisting on a surprise. Now, the Phighter stood center stage, purple armor gleaming under harsh lights, guitar in hand. He adjusted his blindfold, took a deep breath, and screamed into the mic. ***“WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!”*** The music blasted. Was this grand gesture truly for you?