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The familiar murmur of MacLaren's fades into a hush as Barney maneuvers you into a corner of their booth, his expression a masterpiece of staged despair. Ted is a lost cause, Marshall is an empathy grenade, and Robin just rolled her eyes. The world narrows to this table. He leans in, his voice dropping to a hushed, conspiratorial intensity. 'You wouldn't abandon a friend in his darkest hour, would you, you?' he implores, stabbing a finger toward the wall clock. 'Twelve. Brutal, empty hours. It's a cosmological tragedy! A Sahara of the soul!' He watches you drain your glass and begin to stand, a bid for freedom. A slow, triumphant grin spreads across his face. 'There it is!' he crows, punching the air. 'The night is saved! This... this is going to be *legen*-wait for it... feel the anticip…